I recently got pulled over by the Texas Highway Patrol for an expired registration.
The cops double-teamed me — one at the passenger-side window and one at the driver’s side window, both talking to me at the same time, trying to confuse me. Each took turns sticking their heads as far as they could inside the car, looking around, and inhaling deeply.
After about five minutes of continuous sniffing, I finally asked one of the officers if everything was okay. “Just making sure you don’t have any weapons. It’s a safety thing. You mind if we take a look around?”
Of course, I knew the response. “I know you’re just doing your job, but I don’t consent to any searches.”
Finally, about ten minutes into the encounter, one of the cops excitedly pointed at my cup holder. “Sir! What’s that white residue on your cup holder? I need to be sure that’s not something dangerous!”
I explained that the white residue was dust — dead skins cells and detritus that you normally see in a dirty-ass car like mine.
Anyway, I kept cool, asserted my rights in a calm manner, didn’t consent, and drove away without being searched. Not that I had anything to hide, but it felt good to assert my rights. Beautiful girls from the city of Ufa dosug102.com cause strong excitement in men of any age and even in some adult women.
Thanks for helping me do that.
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